The “True Blood” Drinking Game

Dammit, Sookie!

For some reason, this show seems tailor-made for a drinking game. Perhaps because both the show and drinking games carry equal amounts of fun and danger.

Note: This list is entirely my own — any similarity to any others is purely coincidental — but feel free to pass it around and enjoy. (Any damage done to your liver as a result of playing this game is your own damn fault.)

Oh, and it should go without saying, but I’ll say it anyway: if you haven’t caught up to at least the 3rd episode of the 2nd season, there may be SPOILERS ahead. You’ve been warned!

Every time:

» Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) hears people’s thoughts = 1 sip
» Sookie runs out of the room because she can’t handle hearing people’s thoughts = chug your drink

» Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) says “Sookie” = 1 sip
» Bill says “Dammit, Sookie!” = chug your drink

» Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) takes his shirt off = 1 sip
» Jason prays = 1 sip
» Jason prays shirtless = chug your drink

» Tara (Rutina Wesley) complains about her Mamma = 1 sip
» Tara complains about her Mamma to her Mamma’s face = chug your drink

» Lafayette Reynolds (Nelsan Ellis) flirts with a man = 1 sip
» Lafayette flirts with a woman = chug your drink

» Somebody smokes a joint = 1 sip

» Somebody orders or requests True Blood = 1 sip
» Somebody is seen drinking True Blood = chug your drink

» Somebody calls Sookie “special” = 1 sip
» Somebody admits to someone that they’re a vampire = 1 sip

» Sam Merlotte (Sam Trammell) pets or talks to a dog = 1 sip
» Sam changes into a dog = chug your drink

» Maryann Forrester (Michelle Forbes) does a sexy dance = 1 sip
» Maryann does her “shaky” thing = chug your drink

» Bill and Sookie hug = 1 sip
» Bill and Sookie get it on = chug your drink

» Detective Andy Bellefleur (Chris Bauer) is made to look like a fool = 1 sip

» Ginger, the human bartender at Fangtasia, screams = 1 sip
» Ginger points a gun at somebody = chug your drink

» A vampire bites someone or sucks someone’s blood = 1 sip
» A vampire is maimed or killed = chug your drink

© 2009 DJ Holte

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